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Welcome to my completely uncensored and random stream of thoughts which are probably not interesting at all – but you clearly have nothing else to do right now otherwise you wouldn't be here? So stay a while! xoxo
Tag: Life
Oh, Sleep….You B*tch
Rolling over to check the clock for the seventh time, I see it’s 2:34 am. The good news? I still have about three and a half hours until I need to get up. The bad news? I’ve been checking time since 11:00 pm AND… Continue Reading “Oh, Sleep….You B*tch”
Go Home Big
My husband and I like to joke when returning home from a vacation that we aren’t Go Big or Go Home people. We are Go Home BIG people. We fully embrace this phrase because when on vacation we eat and drink ALL the things.… Continue Reading “Go Home Big”
Nothing Tastes as Good as Thin Feels?!?
In Texas we say “That’s some bullshit, y’all!” because I can personally think of a TON of culinary options that actually do taste better than being thin…which is 100% why I’ve struggled my entire life to be thin. I adore food so much that… Continue Reading “Nothing Tastes as Good as Thin Feels?!?”
Dreaming of a White Christmas
One of my favorite movies to watch during the holidays is Christmas Vacation. It’s one of those movies that is so entertaining to me, I am immediately sucked in no matter the scene. Yet one particular scene that resonates in my head these days… Continue Reading “Dreaming of a White Christmas”
Only in New York
I know that New York City isn’t for everybody. You either love it or hate it. I fall deeply into the “love it” camp. My adoration of this place brings me here often. The clear advantage, in addition to all my accrued American Airline… Continue Reading “Only in New York”
Red Ribbon Week: AKA – Some Sort of Fresh Hell
Red Ribbon Week, for those of you not in ‘the know’, is a week in October designed and dedicated to encourage kids not to use alcohol, tobacco, and other drugs. During this event every day of this week has a cutesy little catch phrase… Continue Reading “Red Ribbon Week: AKA – Some Sort of Fresh Hell”
Don’t Even Get Me Started
There are few things in life that truly terrify me. An empty wine fridge? Totally. Trying on bathing suits? 100%. My reflection when someone FaceTimes me? For sure. But nothing puts me in a rocking fetal position with thumb in mouth faster than spiders.… Continue Reading “Don’t Even Get Me Started”
Insanity: Denim Edition
Let me catch you up to speed by explaining my picture above: Pile #1: Jeans that legit don’t fit anymore (17 pairs)Pile #2: Jeans that fit, but hurt (2 pairs)Pile #3: Jeans that fit and don’t hurt (1 pair – as in uno, lone, single,… Continue Reading “Insanity: Denim Edition”
You Are Not Having a Bad Day
Starbucks is out of strawberries for your Pink Drink? You’re not having a bad day. Stuck behind that freakishly slow cyclist on the one lane road? (Looking at you Continental!)You’re not having a bad day. Got that umpteenth rejection letter on a book you… Continue Reading “You Are Not Having a Bad Day”
Hugs by Proxy
Fleeting Hugs When I picked my girls up from camp this summer I got two types of hugs: From the 11 year old – The Running Hug: a huge smile spread across her face when she saw me and then she sprinted towards me… Continue Reading “Hugs by Proxy”
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