Tag: Growing Old

Oh, Sleep….You B*tch

Rolling over to check the clock for the seventh time, I see it’s 2:34 am. The good news? I still have about three and a half hours until I need to get up. The bad news? I’ve been checking time since 11:00 pm AND… Continue Reading “Oh, Sleep….You B*tch”

Don’t Sweat It!

Yep. We’re going there. Y’all please. I have no words. Actually, I do. I have words. Lots of words. Here’s what I KNOW about peri/post menopause from personal experience:

Dreaming of a White Christmas

One of my favorite movies to watch during the holidays is Christmas Vacation. It’s one of those movies that is so entertaining to me, I am immediately sucked in no matter the scene. Yet one particular scene that resonates in my head these days… Continue Reading “Dreaming of a White Christmas”

Insanity: Denim Edition

Let me catch you up to speed by explaining my picture above: Pile #1: Jeans that legit don’t fit anymore (17 pairs)Pile #2: Jeans that fit, but hurt (2 pairs)Pile #3: Jeans that fit and don’t hurt (1 pair – as in uno, lone, single,… Continue Reading “Insanity: Denim Edition”

I’ll Miss You Most of All…

My Dear Sweet Waist, Old friend, some letters are harder to write than others. This one fills me with sadness but I’m comforted knowing we had a good, albeit short, run. I miss you more than you can imagine and am flooded with memories of… Continue Reading “I’ll Miss You Most of All…”

What the Hell Happened?

Y’all. Please. I used to be so cute when I woke up. Bounced out of bed with nary a care, threw my hair in a clip and the only make up I needed was a smile. Adorbs, I tell you!! Now, not only does… Continue Reading “What the Hell Happened?”